The Phonetically Sung Guide To your Elektronik Supersonik Future

This is a phonetically sung guide to to your synth-fueled Elektronic Supersonik future……

Lyrics below.

via UltorII:

Il principale artista della Molvania in un video che ha tenuto la testa delle classifiche per mesi…
O almeno questo รจ quello che dice lui…

TESTO

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived on to the future and the whole world is become…

Electronik, supersonik. Supersonik, electronik.

Hey baby, ride with me away.
We doesn’t have much time.
My blue jeans is tight,
So on to my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love,
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars above.
All systems gone, prepare for downcount!
5
4
3
1!
Offblast!

Fly away in my space rocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed I just lock it.
(Hah!) I put my spark plug in your socket (Hah! Ha ha hah!)

The sun in sky is bright like fire!
You and me gets higher and higher.
Heart of communication fire!
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

(Hah! Hah! Ha ha hah!)

Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is most stronger than darth vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.

For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you I is more richer than all the czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars, then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now, back on earth, is time for down splash.
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash.
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far.
And as I bloat, I open door and shout:
I am world’s biggest washed-up superstar!
(Supersonik, electronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger.
Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger.

Okay, is time for end, no more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang.
Long live space race, long live Molvania.

19 thoughts on “The Phonetically Sung Guide To your Elektronik Supersonik Future

  1. this video was originally part of a larger, even more retarded Guitar Center training video. I haven't seen this video in years… def brings me back… the guy singing in the video is actually one of the top guys (or used to be) at the company. They did a bunch of these types of videos.

  2. this video was originally part of a larger, even more retarded Guitar Center training video. I haven't seen this video in years… def brings me back… the guy singing in the video is actually one of the top guys (or used to be) at the company. They did a bunch of these types of videos.

  3. im serious… GC used this in their training DVDs for management back in the day… they had a bunch more with different themes for the department… maybe they were kidding with me when they told me it was an employee, but I'm 100000% about it being in the training videos.

  4. im serious… GC used this in their training DVDs for management back in the day… they had a bunch more with different themes for the department… maybe they were kidding with me when they told me it was an employee, but I'm 100000% about it being in the training videos.

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