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Think you’re smart?
Then caption this awesome shot, by keytrax, of his ‘chick magnet’ – a Roland AX-7 keytar!
Image: keytrax
Think you’re smart?
Then caption this awesome shot, by keytrax, of his ‘chick magnet’ – a Roland AX-7 keytar!
pabst blue ribbon is a hell of a drug.
If Neil Diamond and Lynyrd Skynyrd had settled their differences, the world may have seen a very different progression in southern rock.
Ooh… Sweaty armpits AND such an erect keyboard!
But *MY* Keytar has 12 octaves!
dick magnet
What happened to Roland?
Post-modernism.
The curse is broken! didnt any will else notice the wet pit stains?
Randy's lighting fast fingers were getting more than just his armpits wet.
Proving that you don't need a black sparkle edition to rock the ladies..
"If I keep playing maybe they won't notice!"
The ladies didnt think much of the keytar but the mustach sent them into thralsl of ecstasy and slightly bloated there stomachs
Both fans enjoyed the show.
Surgeon General Warning:
Upper-octave B major chords may cause orgasms at close proximity.
New therapy for mothers in their 2nd to 3rd trimester where a the synergistic effects of synth with guitar ergonomics encourage a breeched baby to turn.
Sadly, Vicki and Delinda had no memory, the next day, of getting 'Hammered".
"i don't know if its his curly hair, the mustache, the pit stained biker shirt tucked into his thrift store denim, or his sexy guitar-piano,.. but he seems like the perfect man!!"
"Cyclone hits Queensland! Result: 3 births, no deaths".
Wade rocks the third trimester.
"Jammin on the one"
At the peak of his solo, Randy jerked his keytar upward, clocking a dancer in the chin and sending his foot sliding backwards. I guess that broken hip means someone else will be driving the camero home tonight.
With a keytar, 80s hair and 80s mustache, you attract chicks that were hot in the 80s.
"Zappa clone grinds with keytar."
….and pregnant women.
Armpits = pheromones!
Hey! Penis envy makes my fingers go freaky too!
Now here was a man who really knew how to finger an organ.
Does this only work on fat women?
Argggggggh my back!
Be cool, be cool!
maybe he should have untucked his t-shirt to give his pits some air
Ronnie’s “Safety Dance” solo was the stuff of legends. Later in life, he regaled the tale of the night he slayed the pregnant cougars with his mighty AX.
I left my belt strapped to my other keytar. How far along are you mrs.?
“This is my expression bar. Now watch me ‘express’ myself.”
Duke Silvers, The early years.
Ra ra ra robert,robert.