We normally don’t get into celebrity gossip – but this rumor is too juicy to let pass by.
FoxNews reports that not only does Moby have a crush on Britney Spears, but he wants to marry her:
Moby has developed an unlikely crush on Britney Spears.
The hip electronica artist said he’d marry the former megastar and tabloid target “in a heartbeat.”
“She’s like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure,” he said, according to the Sun.
The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
Moby may need to get out more.
While he and Britney may have hairstyles in common, that’s probably not enough to bridge their differences.
Don’t do it, Moby!
She’s Toxic!
I speaking from experience know sex addiction can be totally isolating. You feel like you are all alone. No one understands what its like to be you. If you just need somebody to talk to I am a patient listener.