Peter Kirn, the guru behind Create Digital Music, has apparently descended into the depths of Hell, only to return with this video, AutoTune. 

We offer it here in the hope that it will help make his trip worthwhile. Lyrics below.

Don’t miss Kirn’s post about the history of AutoTune at his very nice (twitch twitch) CDM site.

The AutoTune Song:

(Chorus)

We’ll I was in the studio/
But i couldn’t hit the notes/
I could’ve got a vocal coach/
But i ain’t want no vocal coach/
Then someone showed me this plug-in/
So you can’t hear the notes i miss/
So i don’t need no vocalist/
And now i got an instant hit/

(Verse)

When I come through I’m a boss/
Everything i do i just floss/
And you know what I’m doing/
When do it, everything that i do is just real!/
And you know i ain’t playing, im just saying man/
Everything in my brain is playing/
When im on the mic im blazing!/
Man who am I? Just like a super-saiyan/
Man I’m just saying!/
When I’m in the booth man I’m never, never playing/
And let me just quit it/
When I’m on the mic these lyrics i kick it/
And it’s so exquisite/
Man i divide it up just like digits/
May i get a witness/
All up in church on sunday man, give it!/

(Chorus)