Think you’re smart? Then Caption This!
You’ve probably got better ideas than we do about why this lovely keytarist is hanging out with an orange devil monster. You must, actually, because we’ve got no clue.
Let us know what you think the caption should be for this photo!
via TokyoScum
Japan’s top genetics scientist is using sound to create the earth’s future race of perfect beings.
I’m so bad on the keytar I can summon demons! Eat that Jan Hammer !
When the Fukushima reactor breaches occurred, some people suffered more from radiation exposure than others. A few were physically mutated; others fell prey to keytar playing.
Baka! Now wtf did I let them talk me into this, must. keep. smiling….
Drugs, Music and Techno do not mix!
Tomoko had a great time trying out for lead keyboardist of Gwar! But sadly lost out to an over-enthusiastic teletubbie-gremlin hybrid that could toot screeching arpeggiated leads out of his bum.
What’s worse, having a keytar around your neck or having a plastic tube stuck up your penis and grafted into your heart?
Me play keytar and perform penis to heart tubular graft on monster at same time!
Each Keytar comes with it’s own monster! Collect all five, this month at McDonalds.
Monster: “MMMMMMM…That’s it! That’s the key peoples’ bones resonate at when I bite through them”
Synthbabe:”You’re so evil, but I like you. This keytar you bought me rocks! Red is my favorite color!”
SHE’S MY LITTLE ANGEL
Buy this for ten times its worth on ebay or the cute girl gets it!
We all love synth porn. But as always, Japan takes it a little to far…
The Devil Went Down to Okinawa…
What looks worse, the ugly monster on the right, or the pretty lady with the keytar?
CHECK OUT MY MONSTER RIFFS!
“Oh, him? He’s just my producer.”
“Keytar music doth soothe the savage costumed beast”
Jordan Rudess or this thing? Your choice.
Now comes in warrior muppet red–order now get a free Miami Vice Blazin’ blue blazer and full size plush toy (fine print, asian schoolgirl extra)
“I thought this called the flying robot…. ” Johnny Soko
or
Godzilla eat your heart out
Devil and his hot and talented wife!